So this is the deal.
You have all been given your designated Santee and now you need to buy/make/steal a present for them.
If you’re not sure what to get them, ask another GRH member or ask the Santee (anonymously via the GRHftw twitter) what type of gift they would most like e.g. a book, a game, a (sex) toy, music etc.
There is going to be a price limit of TWENTY BRITISH POUNDS, which equates roughly to THIRTY TWO of AMERICAS FINEST DOLLARS and TWENTY FOUR OBSCURE EUROS. However, if you feel there is something perfectly suited to your Santee over this price, then feel free to spend. Just don’t expect the same amount to be spent on you. Some of us are starving students, so typical gifts may include the present you gave your Santa last year, an IOU for a hug, or leftover hummus.
Please send the gift via post, carrier pigeon or good thoughts in enough time for it to arrive before CHRISTMAS DAY, unless you are physically present when the exchanging of joy (I can’t even this description) commences.
If you need the address to which the present should be sent, then ask JOE. He is the keeper of all the SEKRIT SANTA SEKRITS.
If there is a type of or specific gift you DO NOT WANT EVER, then please tell JOE so he can pass this information on.
MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS.
GRH 